The lovely and talented Tiburon posted pictures of her before and after. Basically right out of the shower and then all done with her morning regime. (By the way - I think she looks stunning in BOTH pictures). But then she had to go and dare everyone to do it. She might as well as double dog dared me - because I can't resist a dare. So I give you Vanessa au naturel:
Right out of bed:
Just out of the shower:
All ready for the day:
Who am I kidding? There is no way I'm putting myself on my blog without makeup on! That's like my trademark. If you really want to see me first thing in the morning looking au naturel and stinky and sweaty, click here.
Until then, I will be like the elusive Sasquatch when it comes to catching me without my face on. Don't get me wrong. I am not like Tammy Faye Baker who used to sleep in full makeup. I look extra funky in the morning just like the rest of you. I dare you to try and get a photo of me running to the kids school early in the morning or on a "clean the house" day.
Sorry Tib. I just couldn't do it. I hope I don't become Shark Bait. I hope I still get that prize you promised me, though!
Friday, October 9, 2009
100% Natural
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You suck.
Seriously.
It is now my mission to get a photo of you sans makeup, fresh out of the shower.
You better watch out. For reals.
Who are you kidding? I KNOW you look that fabulous after just getting out of bed.
Holy SHIT! And you were the one I was MOST looking forward to the pictures.
DAMMIT! I knew you would be glamorous 24/7
I heart you!
HEY! I was sans lipstick in 2 of the pics. That is pretty close to no makeup :)
Seriously. Are you freaking kidding me?! You look amazing when you get out of bed.
Ha ha ha! But you still look great without makeup. Really.
Yeah, I thought you had makeup on. And your hair looks to damn perfect.
smart girl.
you never know where and when a forgotten Internet picture will show up.
oh this made me LAUGH!!! Love it.
You are hilarious.
I think you look pretty good without makeup! I would rather flash my breast than show a before~ LOL
Oh V! I am so dissapointed. I know that you look bee-you-tiful first thing in the morning and directly after a shower. Now the rest of the world will only have to imagine. So very sad.
I was thinking you had that tatooed eyeliner...LOL!
You crack me up! I say heck no to the whole thing!
haha good work V!
I saw that first picture and was thinking "No way. She still has makeup on."
I've got my before and after pics on my camera I just need to blog them.
I could totally tell you had eyeliner and foundation in those pics! Funny girl!!
Okay people, I've been her roommate and can vouch that she does look good just out of bed...it's not fair either...but I can also say to Tiburon that I'm sure I have a picture of her somewhere without makeup on, but she's 18 in it...we'll talk.
V...smart girl!
LOVE the just out of the shower pic! HAHA!
You wrap your hair in toilet paper when you sleep right? Something you learned from you grandma I am guessing.
you're HOTT. that is all.
You are so funny. I hate make up. I only wear it on date nights. Then I tell my husband I love him so much I did it just for him. Ha! It gets me out of having to wear it every day and it it also gets me brownie points when I do wear it.
Chelsea - Call me. We'll talk.
Hahaha, I was about to comment and ask if you have permanant eye liner (my mom does) or if you were just born that beautiful, but then I saw that you CHEATED. Well, you are still beautiful, even with a towel on your head.
I am glad those pictures were staged, because I was going to say how unfair it was that you looked that good right out of bed, then I was going to ask if your eyeliner was tattooed on and if you have been "lashed out"? It is big in G-ville right now, everyone is getting "tattooed" and having eyelash extensions, I thought maybe you had and I wanted to get your take on it!!!!!!
hehehehehehe.
i was going to call shenanigans!
I've seen you without makeup. You look super. So whatever with this crap. I should be pleased to look as "bad" as you do in the morning.
Ya'll are funny!! GORGEOUS!
You rock!
You look fabulous in all 3 pics.
So I think I just blog stalked you......pretty cute! Love the pictures!
Dude I was seriously gonna call Bull Sh*t!!! Either that or accuse you of having your make-up tattooed on.
You're a party pooper.
Wow, you DID catch a lot of flack from that, didn't you...
Ah well, at least you were honest about your dishonesty and that is pretty honest. I mean, honestly...
Hi, I don't know you, I linked thru Tiburon.
I hope you don't hate this, but when I saw these pictures, I had to show my husband. We thought it was funny that you had make up on in all the pictures. (I know if I ever do this challenge...blah, I will keep my penciled eyebrows on. I'm almost whoopi goldberg that way) Anyhoo. Honestly, we both think you look 10 years younger in the towel picture. 10 YEARS. You are absolutely beautiful...great face shape, great nose, great eyes. So feminine! Anyway, I'm a jerk, but I just wanted to give you some outsider feedback...and I'm a big makeup junkie myself.
I had to click over to see who this infamous Vanessa is.
You are a beautiful AND clever girl.
I may have to peruse the blog!
glad to visit...
i was gonna ask you if you have your eyeliner tattooed on...until i read the end!....you look fabulous!
i did this too!
i was gonna ask you if you have your eyeliner tattooed on...until i read the end!....you look fabulous!
i did this too!
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